Tumblr Mouse Cursors
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hey im tatum :)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via retiredjesus)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

(via ant0rm)

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

(via retiredjesus)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via lucifers-downfall)

smi13whenithurts:

  • mbf me & my amazing botw! - don’t lie, we check!
  • must reach within two hrs, can go over
  • reblogs only, likes ignored
  • 2 solos
  • happy reblogging! i love you all <3